In search of phantom horseradish the night before a Seder

Oh, San Fernando Valley, to quote Merril Streep in The Devil Wears Prada…”You dissapoint me!” Usually I cite you as the paragon of all things KLP, or at least most stores have a rockin’ KLP section. Please explain to me how your KLP supplies are worse than Portland, Oregon, which, I have to admit, THE … More In search of phantom horseradish the night before a Seder

Dramatic License: Chanting “Akeidat Yitzhak”

Today, I read Torah for the Second Day of Rosh Hashanah, probably one of the most dramatic lines in all of Torah from the famous “Akedah,” or Abraham’s near sacrific of his son, Isaac on Mount Moriah.  There’s some deliberate dramatic embellishment that use. (Genesis 22:11) וַיִּקְרָ֨א אֵלָ֜יו מַלְאַ֤ךְ יְהוָה֙ מִן־הַשָּׁמַ֔יִם וַיֹּ֖אמֶר אַבְרָהָ֣ם ׀ אַבְרָהָ֑ם … More Dramatic License: Chanting “Akeidat Yitzhak”

Last Shofar of 5781

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=225132949570827&id=523541507&sfnsn=mo I wish everyone Shanah Tova U’metukah, a Healthy, Happy and Safe 5782, starting tonight! The Mitzvah is to “hear” the Shofar, not to “sound” the Shofar so you’ve now fulfilled the tradition! There are 3 basic Shofar Blasts: Tekiyah (one un-interrupted blast) Sh’Varim (3 blasts) T’ruah (More of a Staccato, traditionally 9 blasts) There’s … More Last Shofar of 5781